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Offline Espilae

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Owls Attack!
« on: May 08, 2007, 07:51:56 AM »
For the fifteenth day in a row, SW City is besieged by a pack of ravenous, bloodthirsty owls.  It is unknown what drove them into such a frenzy, but local philosopher Henry David Thoreau said upon seeing the sight:

"I rejoice that there are ow-OW OW OH GOD PLEASE LET IT STOPAHHHHHHRGHHHHH *gurgle*"
« Last Edit: October 10, 2007, 07:05:47 PM by Syntax »
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Offline Absolute Monarch

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Re: Owls Attack!
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2007, 10:49:20 AM »
*fathoms the legitimacy of this news post*
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Re: Owls Attack!
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2007, 10:11:10 PM »
O_o we tried to warn you! They will stop at nothing before they take over all of AW

I for one, welcome our new owl masters. And will help them in recruiting others to help in their causes.
For its only after we have lost everything, that we are free to do anything

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Re: Owls Attack!
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2007, 10:35:02 PM »
You should rename yourself to Master Owl instead.
Hoot hoot de doo! LOL

Offline Silverliner

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Re: Owls Attack!
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2007, 11:06:06 PM »
So where are those pictures of said "Owl attacks"  ::)
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Re: Owls Attack!
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2007, 11:22:17 AM »
I knew that this would happen, but nobody would listen to me!

Offline Jeff Raven

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Re: Owls Attack!
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2007, 12:40:39 AM »
I love owls.

Especially in a light garlic and alfredo sauce with fettuccine.  Delicious!

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Re: Owls Attack!
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2007, 01:42:06 AM »
 [shocked]  [shocked]  [cry]
Hoot hoot de doo! LOL

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Re: Owls Attack!
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2007, 06:00:21 AM »
I love owls.

Especially in a light garlic and alfredo sauce with fettuccine.  Delicious!

Obviously an imitation owl.  In RL, the poof is too much to handle.  It just rebounds when you try to bite a piece off.  Not to mention the entire owls-are-immune-to-everything issue.


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Re: Owls Attack!
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2007, 03:02:38 PM »
Yea there's a lot of imitators. Everybody wants to be an owl.
Hoot hoot de doo! LOL

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Re: Owls Attack!
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2013, 05:04:07 AM »
They were hunting Simon Cowell!

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Owls/